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This is perfect, everything: the abominable picture, the profoundly absurd ending (perhaps I am weird and my mind is perverted enough but I chuckled at it 🥲)
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I vaguely remember one reputedly by Franz Kafka, but probably not. It went like this.
The last man alive was scraping together a meagre meal when there came a knock at the door.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knock_(short_story)
That's the one. I kinda prefer my imagined version ;-)
This is perfect, everything: the abominable picture, the profoundly absurd ending (perhaps I am weird and my mind is perverted enough but I chuckled at it 🥲)
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I vaguely remember one reputedly by Franz Kafka, but probably not. It went like this.
The last man alive was scraping together a meagre meal when there came a knock at the door.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knock_(short_story)
That's the one. I kinda prefer my imagined version ;-)