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Feral Finster's avatar

Finster's Laws:

1. No matter how cynical you think you are, you are not nearly as cynical as the people who run things are.

2. There is no such thing as law. There is only context.

3. Legalism breeds lawyers.

4. All games eventually degenerate into sociopath games, because cheating is the only way to beat a cheater.

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niplav's avatar

Wikipedia has a great List of Eponymous Laws too: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_eponymous_laws

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sean s's avatar

Gresham's Law: bad money drives out good money.

One I heard I the Navy: the acceptance of every new idea goes through three steps:

Someone thinks it up.

Someone makes it widely known.

We wait for all the old men to die.

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Roger’s Bacon's avatar

Gresham's law felt a little too niche/technical to warrant inclusion.

Your second "law" is basically Planck's Principle which I had failed to include but just edited in.

Planck’s principle: “A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it."

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DAL59's avatar

https://spacecraft.ssl.umd.edu/akins_laws.html

Akin's Laws are another classic set

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Roger’s Bacon's avatar

Ohhh these are good, will add them - thanks for sharing!

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Sinatana's avatar

Virgil’s Law or Proverb? Optima dies prima fugit; the best days are the first to flee. Lizards Law, you know: people fuck everything. Similar to Troll’s Anonymous Eponymous Law; people troll everything. Like when I’m enjoying anonymous music from the 1100’s and there are people who actually have the time to thumbs down and criticize w vitriol.<3

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Roger’s Bacon's avatar

excellent - Lizard's Law has been added (w/ credit).

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Sinatana's avatar

Credit’s all you, thank you!

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Derek's avatar

Nice work

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Joe Hughson's avatar

I have a proposal for the inverse of "Poe's Law", which I would like to call "Poppy's Law" after Carrie Poppy, a journalist who has promoted skepticism in her media. Poppy's Law states: "There are sincere posts by fundamentalists so absurd that they are likely to be mistaken for satire."

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Roger’s Bacon's avatar

excellent - added w/ credit

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Clinton Hallahan's avatar

Muphry’s Law - if you make a post correcting someone on their grammar or spelling you will make a spelling or grammar mistake in your correction.

Great list!

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Johnny Wallflower's avatar

Great compendium, thanks. One note: you refer to Moore’s Law but don’t actually define it.

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Roger’s Bacon's avatar

Thanks :)

Decided it was too technical for inclusion (and perhaps common enough knowledge that it didn't need to be defined).

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RADMAN's avatar

Quine’s paradox :

“Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation” yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.

- as noted in Douglas Hofstader's "Gödel, Escher, Bach", 1979.

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RADMAN's avatar

Quine’s paradox :

“Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation” yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.

- as noted in Douglas Hofstader's "Gödel, Escher, Bach", 1979.

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Ryan Monahan's avatar

We're missing Akin's 35th Law.

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Roger’s Bacon's avatar

fixed!

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