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Charlotte Dune's avatar

Ozempic has other plans though.

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Roger’s Bacon's avatar

I will eat all of the ozempic in the world and then I will eat the world.

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Charlotte Dune's avatar

😂😂👏👏👏

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John Lawrence Aspden's avatar

Forswear the Polyunsaturated Evil, Brother, before it Consumes You Utterly.

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alistair's avatar

There must be some “thing” to devour though.

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Nathan Keller's avatar

I am right there. Lettuce eat cake. I will be over it in a pint of whiskey. Maybe next Tuesday. More white vermont cheddar to you and 2 baths a day.

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Roger’s Bacon's avatar

roger that

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Conor's avatar

Interesting, but have you tried a calorie- and nutrient-counting app like Cronometer? That could help provide data to quantify your statement that “no morsel…escapes my gaping maw.” ;-)

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Roger’s Bacon's avatar

don't want data, only feeding

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Ron Williams's avatar

I don't trust you.

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Roger’s Bacon's avatar

I will eat you.

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J.G Carbone's avatar

Bulking season

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Roger’s Bacon's avatar

always and forever

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