GET OUT OF THE FUCKING BOX

Feb 22, 2021

You haven’t had one original thought in your whole stupid fucking life. Everything you think, do, and say is derivate, played out, stereotypical, cookie cutter, cliché, passé, antiquated, obsolete, yesterday’s news. You are so fucking devoid – of novelty, value, honesty, soul.

You are so trapped in the fucking box and have been for so long that you don’t even realize you are in the box anymore. You were born in the box, molded by the box, and will die as a complete and utter failure - in the box.

Say it 7 times and say it with your chest you pussy:

GET OUT OF THE FUCKING BOX.

You are so average it’s fucking pathetic. You can’t even pull off below average. Below average is interesting, it’s useful – we aren’t laughing with you, but at least we can laugh at you. We can’t even laugh at you, it’s just too depressing.

You are an embarrassment to your family and every other collection of people of which you are a part. You know your parents think it, but they won’t say it because they are cowards, just like you. It’s not even that they wish you weren’t born; you make them wish they were never born.

You write this shitty, boring blog that no one reads or will ever read. Every single thing you write, including this, is banal, inane, trite, trivial, hackneyed, vapid, and bereft of any novelty, value, honesty, or soul. You are a fraud, a phony, a charlatan, an impostor, a knock off, a rip off, a hoax, a counterfeit.

What are you trying to do here? Do you really fancy yourself as some kind of philosopher or intellectual? What the fuck is wrong with you? You are a dipshit, a loser, a runner-up, a has been, a never was, a flop, a dud and everyone knows it.

GET OUT OF THE FUCKING BOX.

Secretorum

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